nothing safe is worth the drive.

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

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dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

ificouldbeheard:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun

angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin